What!? No Toy

“Pioneering this change on our menu is a bold move for our industry, and it makes sense for Taco Bell. We’ll be able to better focus on creating new and inventive items that our customers love.”

– Greg Creed, chief executive officer of Taco Bell


It is indeed a sad day.

The pressures of the obesity epidemic have proven to heavy for America’s cheapest chain chorizo.  Taco Bell will no longer be running a kids meal.  Children will now have to labor though America cheapest tacos, limpest burritos, and blandest quesadilla with no  toy to show for their brave effort.

Adiós  Viejo Amigo

Adiós Viejo Amigo

Don’t go singing their praises just yet. Kids meals account for only 0.05% of Taco Bell’s overall sales.

Screenshot from 2013-07-24 07:08:32So that means that the Waffle Taco is for adults. Good because all the plastic Dora the Explores were starting to make feel a little juvenile.


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